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Funniest teachers names
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Teachers always have the weirdest names. Post ones you've had here.
Harry Kwok
Apr 17 2015 12:26AM
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idk but today I had a sub who was telling us about how he used to run across the border into Mexico when he was younger to drink and gamble. Apperantly one time they were gambling on some unspecified illigal activity, and the Mexican police showed up. They all bolted and came out on the wrong side of the warehouse next to a still running mexican police car, so they all hopped in and drove away.
They attempted to cross the border at 3am as a bunch of white 17 year olds in a Mexican police car. The border police just told them to ditch the cop car and they would let them through.
Moral of the story, 70s sounded awesome. And so was this sub.
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Mr. Nobles who we call NoBalls
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Alex Anas - University at Buffalo.
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S. M. Allcock (not even kidding, on the school email system it shows the first two initials so he had it changed to sxallcock@...
Pretty funny
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My mum always taught using her maiden name. It's kind of understandable considering had she used married name, the kids would have been calling her Mrs van DYKE.
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Mrs Kuntz I also had a Ms Tang they both have the same meaning
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there was a husband and wife that were teachers at my school.... harry and sandy cox lol
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My 3rd-grade teacher was Mrs. Woddy, gets married and changes her name to Dickerson. No lie.
Unrelated to the topic; my financial planners name is Ada Kok.
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Richard Richardson(7 ft tall black man) and Dick Reader...
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Ms. Hooker. No joke. Also Ms. Horn. Mr. McNaughtan, who everyone calls McNaughty.
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Ms. Draper, commonly known as Draper the Raper
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We had a sex-ed teacher that was a dyke and admittedly a 40-year-old virgin (because she was Mormon)
anyway her name was Miss. Bouy pronounced Miss BOY.
She was a interesting lady.
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I had a long term sub named Alexander Dick but he insisted that we called him mr. D
Had another sub named mrs. wiener which was supposedly pronounced "whiner"
Also had this one sub mr. kubis who told us about how he did acid and shrooms in mexico and that he went to nude beaches and saw tits the size of quote "the goodyear blimp"
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oh i forgot. my math teacher's husband often subbed, and his name was Mr. Siemon, but pronouncing it Simon wasn't acceptable. He insisted his name was pronounced Semen.
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Profahoben_212idk but today I had a sub who was telling us about how he used to run across the border into Mexico when he was younger to drink and gamble. Apperantly one time they were gambling on some unspecified illigal activity, and the Mexican police showed up. They all bolted and came out on the wrong side of the warehouse next to a still running mexican police car, so they all hopped in and drove away.They attempted to cross the border at 3am as a bunch of white 17 year olds in a Mexican police car. The border police just told them to ditch the cop car and they would let them through.
Moral of the story, 70s sounded awesome. And so was this sub.
God I wish we could get this rowdy without being shot by the police. The 70s were the shit
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Mrs. Handcock and Mr.Shithead- pronounced SH-THE-ADD. No joke
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MLJS. M. Allcock (not even kidding, on the school email system it shows the first two initials so he had it changed to sxallcock@...Pretty funny
Wellington?
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Dick Little. We always wondered why he didn't go by Richard
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Miss VanDyke
Mrs. Gaylord
Miss TraGay, thought her name was Mr. Gay for the longest time
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VD.My mum always taught using her maiden name. It's kind of understandable considering had she used married name, the kids would have been calling her Mrs van DYKE.
djdillwillMiss VanDyke
Mrs. Gaylord
Miss TraGay, thought her name was Mr. Gay for the longest time
Coincidence??? I thing not...
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I don't see how van dyke is particularly funny. Just reminds me of dick van dyke who was a badass
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MLJI don't see how van dyke is particularly funny. Just reminds me of dick van dyke who was a badass
I dunno, kids are morons, it's got the word dyke in it.
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Dr. Mike Hunt - UBC kin professor
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Had a long term sub who's first name name was Thor and a teacher named mrs. Duex pronounced dicks.
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my science teacher is a doctor and his name is Samuel Pornsak
no joke he goes by Dr. Pornsak
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b_rendMs.Swan.
wow absolutely hilarious
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There was a Mr. Hooker and Mr. Condon at my high school, but my favorite teacher name is CaptainObvious.
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safarisamThere was a Mr. Hooker and Mr. Condon at my high school, but my favorite teacher name is CaptainObvious.
Luv u 2 bby
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Dong Wang, University of New Hampshire
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My mom had a librarian named Gay Fagg
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GhosterTeachers always have the weirdest names. Post ones you've had here.Harry Kwok
Mr.Stoner 3rd grade
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Not a teacher but one of my old bus drivers was Dick Johnson, he wore a name tag that said Dick bus driver.
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music teacher in middle school, name was richard mcnutt, he went by dick. classic
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Guidance counselor--- Mrs. Slocum
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had a Mrs. Hoare (exactly the same as whore) and a Ms. Savage
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I had a gym teacher in grade school whose name was Coach Cramp and one of my study hall teacher's was named Mr. Fawkes but all of the special education kids were also in my study hall period and they'd all call him Mr. Fucks and giggle about it.
One of my professors last year was the most rad guy I'd ever met and he told us a story about how him and his buddies got too fucked up one night and they were getting put in the drunk tank for public indecency when he tried to punch through the cop car's window. He broke nearly all the bones in his hand and went to the ER. Once he got there he decided the wait was too long and stole a fake potted plant and a coffee table.
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Had a sub back in high school named Richard Rasche aka dick rasche
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Mrs. Sackrider..... Her son was on my hockey team haha, Callum Sackrider
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Old tennis coach was named Dick. Dick stroker.
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AnGaperOld tennis coach was named Dick. Dick stroker.
What a fitting name for a tennis coach
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went to a strict catholic grade school as a young bull with nuns and all that shit.....
....i kid you not the 5th grade teacher's name was Mrs. Gretchen Dick.......
funnest shit ever as a 5th grader everytime someone raised hand to call on Mrs. Dick
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